You don’t necessarily have to hate your job all the time, but maybe, like, 94% of the time. Tag your boss in this, I dare you.
Prosecute me, honey

When your co-worker is just too much

It’s show time, baby

You need to calm down, babe

I’m not mentally prepared for this again

Make it stop already. EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.

*Screeches in Mariah Carey*

*Switches Monday with Sunday*

I was young then, full of life and prosperity

Swerve
